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Britney spears was photographed crying while barefoot. Why do I know this? I don’t care. At all. The reason I know, it turns out, is because Google considers this piece of irrelevant information “news” enough to include it in the Google News RSS feed. It makes me angry, because this is clearly not news. Millions of people cry everyday. Billions of people are barefoot every day. But apparently enough celebrity-worshiping Americans care about this that it becomes news. So I plead to you: do not click that link. Quit caring about Britney. If we all band together in apathy, maybe I will be able to go through a single day without knowing the status of Britney Spears’ foot-coverings.1 Comment
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First things first. That was an amazing news story deserving of a spot on the Google News RSS feed. Second. Seriously it’s time. You know what I’m talking about. Destination: Somewhere sunny. I need a reason to buy an ugly dress and take a vacation. I think you have some questions to ask. Or maybe just one. I hope you’re voting against Prop 200. It’s retarded. Done.
Comment by TheTimeHasCome — March 18, 2008 @ 11:43 am